Kennewick Man Was a Bad Ass

The Ancient One was a brawler with a physique on par with today’s professional athletes.

In the article Mystery solved: Who the ‘Kennewick Man’ really was, we find out that the Ancient One was 170 pounds of pure, lean muscle on a 5’7″ frame with a spear throwing arm as strong as a Major League Baseball pitcher’s, the quadriceps of a sprinter, and he was a serial brawler having survived multiple blows to the head and at least one stabbing; he likely dealt it out, too. The debate over his remains aside, The Ancient One was a bad ass, and if he were alive today, he’d be your King! He’d be the sort of guy that could walk the streets of the world’s toughest neighborhoods with impunity, knowing that he could impale a dozen skinny thugs on his atlatl-flung spear with a single throw. My goal in life is to be just like him. Here’s how I’m going to do it. You should do it too.

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About Vince

I am a Tlingit, born and raised in Tlingit Country, and a proud member of the Tlingit Nation.
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