How Will You Spend ‘Doomsday’ On May 21?

Is Judgement Day coming tomorrow?

A notice to all who plan on being raptured tomorrow: Feel free to sign over to me anything you feel will be unnecessary in the Kingdom to come. If you have a house, car, bank account, cash on hand, precious metals, rare jewels, rare exotic animals, antiquities, web domain name with high value, real property, private jet, firearms collections, or a multimillion dollar corporation in your possession, obviously there be will no need for these things in the celestial city with its mansions of glory and streets of gold. Meanwhile, I’ll be able to put these things to good use during the Tribulation. We American Indians, Indigenous Peoples, Alaska Natives, and First Nations Tribal Members will need all the resources we can to battle the Antichrist when he comes. Bootlegging counterfeited marks of the beast probably won’t raise the level of capital we’ll certainly need for such a monumental project. You can commence sending the donations and the necessary legal paperwork immediately. Meanwhile, say hello to my old buddy J.C. for me. It’s been a while.

Adapted from Keith’s post here!

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About Vince

I am a Tlingit, born and raised in Tlingit Country, and a proud member of the Tlingit Nation.
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